Happiness is a warm……..goat.
(photo by by Elly Prestegaard on flickr.com)
*phew*
There we go. I’ve continued the sassy coming out ace card to extend to more orientations. These are intended as a joke, but they might actually come in handy if you’re being questioned about your orientation and you need a sassy retort.
[Note: I’ve also edited the asexual one for optimum readability. If you are visually impaired, I would greatly appreciate your feedback on the legibility and readability of these comps. I wanna make sure everyone can enjoy my designs, not only those with good vision. So your feedback is a big help!]
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Orange socks.
#that awkward moment when huntress tries to have phone sex on a kids show
Dat tag
why does he remind me of rorschach…i’m predejuiced
whoa was this Young Justice or Justice League? Because Question is one of the best DC characters…. but I can’t bring myself to watch one more episode of Young Justice. Ever.
from Justice League Unlimited, I believe?
Yes, Justice League Unlimited. Also, this was one of my favorite couples from this show. When she takes of his mask and they have that really cute moment. Yeah, they’re in my top three.
