to catch the thing that’s killing virgins
they use stiles as bait
y u do this
teen wolf: a show where men talk about doing stuff while allison does stuff
aw rats guyz he figured us out :(
Damn, he makes feminism sound so badass.
aw shit man, I really didn’t want people to know about my practicing witch craft and baby killing yet.
other things that feminists do that he forgot to mention:
- ruin video games for “real gamers,” (ie, men) by playing them
- turn little boys gay
- cause global warming
- dress provactively to force men to rape them - poor men!
- make up lies about global warming
- eat the last cookie
- disenfranchise male rape survivors by getting raped themselves and getting a lot of attention for it — shameless hussies!
- ruin your WiFi by downloading huge files just when you need it
- steal children from devoted fathers after a divorce - poor fathers!
- abandon children to their fathers and run away laughing - poor fathers!
- perpetrate a media conspiracy in which men are portrayed as idiots (how feminists do this when 97% of decision makers in media are men is just further proof of how deep the conspiracy goes!)
- use up all the toilet paper
- force ADD medicine down boys’ throats and keep little girls safe from it
- enjoy sex sometimes — sluts!
- not want to have sex sometimes — selfish prudes!
- make puppies grow up and become dogs
Sheesh. No wonder they hate us.
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