Submitted by: hylianrudolf
Erik. We must test this theory.
Bring me a cupcake, please. It is my birthday soon.
Also, this is one of the many perils of having a gif folder full of you and Charles.
B-but I want one….
Seriously Monday nobody likes you. Get the fuck out.
And Monday is like
Monday only wants every one to like her, think of the kids whose birthday is on monday, the dogs whose owner takes them out for a walk on that day.
Monday is jealous of Friday and Saturday because everyone likes them more. No one cares about monday!!
me and saturday are like
Got no work! go no school! got no problems!
Monday can go suck a cock. makin’ me do homework all over Sunday. OH! Just cause Monday is comin’ up! Sunday is just trying to be a bro and Monday is all like “I’M RUINING SUNDAY FOR EVERYONE!”
I like Monday! Monday is my last day of work for the week. So I hate Fridays when everyone else is high-fiving like “What are you going to do this weekend!”. I work, so I don’t get to have fun like you guys. Just have to put up with creepy people. So there. Monday is my damn best friend and if I catch you bad mouthing her again I have two fists and a kneecap with your name on them!