I’m not hungry but I want to nom on everything. It’s dangerous.
Damn, this is one hardcore maid.
Oh this is about Doctor Who…
i wonder if i can tie a shoelace with my tongue
“What’s the last thing I said to myself… wait, shit.”
“oh my fucking what”
“DANCHING IN DA NIGHT~” in a very manly voice.
Counting out loud and saying “Really? Really? Really!?” after I dropped the same nickle three times while counting my register’s drawer as the end of my shift. Smooth.
This was a triumph.
I’m leaving a note here,
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE
FOR THE GOOD OF ALL OF US
Except the ones who are dead.