chaaaaarmander:

y-will-y:

OMFG!! —-WFINXAIRGIB!&^$%*#Q!!!!!

CANNOT WAIT!!!

NO WAY NO WAY.

And I love it.

basedgodtrilla:

kaneharo:

lusilly:

aaceofhearts:

towritecomicsonherarms:

ignoratio-elenchi:

This is Doreen Green, a fourteen-year-old character who featured in a few Marvel issues in 1992.

For obvious reasons, she goes by the handle “Squirrel Girl.”

Let me tell you a little about Miss Green.

In her first appearance, she attempts to befriend Iron Man and become his new sidekick. However, because Tony Stark is not in the habit of hanging out with girls who look kind of like rodents, he turns her down. Shortly thereafter, Stark was captured by Doctor Doom… who was then handily defeated by Squirrel Girl.

Squirrel Girl’s hit list so far is:

• Doctor Doom (Genius dictator known for defeating the Silver Surfer and stealing the power cosmic)
• Mandarin (Master hand-to-hand fighter possessing ten magic rings giving him powers ranging from blasts of ice to completely rearranging matter.)
• Giganto (Giant walking whales known for defeating the Fantastic Four and the Avengers.)
• MODOK (Ridiculously intelligent mutagenic with advanced psionic powers.)
• Thanos (Titanian Eternal with superhuman strength, speed, intellect, near-indestructable skin, and psionic blasts.)
• Terrax (The next herald of Galactus, who has control over the classical elements.)
• Bug-Eyed Voice (Street level criminal, beaten senseless by Green after messing with the guy she was crushing on.)
• Bi-Beast (Giant android possessing enhanced strength, endurance, durability, and intelligence.) 
• Deadpool (Fricking DEADPOOL.)
• Pluto (The Olympian god of the bloody underworld.)
• Fin Fang Foom (Known as “He whose limbs shatter mountains and whose back scrapes the sun.”)
• Baron Mordo (Powerful magician, skilled hypnotist, and summoner of demons.)
• Korvac (Wielder of the power cosmic)
• Ego the Living Planet (A. LIVING. PLANET.)
• Wolverine (You know who Wolverine is. You freaking know who Wolverine is.)

Marvel Comics’ official database uses a system they call the “powergrid” to measure the abilites of their characters.

The grid measures six characteristics (intelligence, strength, speed, durability, energy projection, and fighting skills) on a scale of one through seven.

Squirrel Girl got straight sevens. 

According to the Marvel Wiki, this means she:

• …is near-omniscient.
• …can lift upwards of 100 tons.
• …can transcend light speed.
• …cannot be harmed or destroyed.
• …has unlimited command of all energy forms.
• …is a master of every combat style.

She is fourteen years old, and has already trumped the efforts of worked alongside Iron Man and S.H.I.E.L.D.

Also, she can speak squirrel.

Click this for her TvTropes page if you’d like to know more about Marvel’s most powerful character.

That is all.

I don’t know if that defeat of wolverine is the recent one during fear itself or not

but she kicked his arse

Please continue to be perfection please Squirrel Girl.

just in case any of my non-comic book fan followers needed another reason to get into comics

Best. Character. Ever.

firefly20ffm:

waterfae:

Casually bringing this back. 

Never a better moment to bring back this old fandom joke.

This will never die!

everafterlark:

Music Box Version. Really ancient and beautiful

imnotweirdyourejusttoonormal:

ask-flirtatious-once-ler:

mrpresident22:

callmeclaire:

eatsleepbreathetumblr:

vinsanityraw:

A little backstory to this clip before you watch it:

Will Smith’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was a child, and when Will was finally getting into show business and making a name for himself, he tried to sneak his way back into his life like nothing happened. Will co-wrote this episode, and James Avery (Uncle Phil) said “this scene was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to shoot in my life. Every emotion, every word.. that was Will”

Will was actually supposed to play it off and then walk away, and there was originally an alternate scene that was supposed to happen, but he actually completely cut out what was supposed to be said, and did all of his own dialogue. The hug at the end of this scene is completely genuine, and this was a stepping stone in Will’s career where he started to take on the “do what feels, sounds, and looks right” approach to his acting.

i don’t care how many times i reblog this. 

^^^ I reblog it every time I see it

yes!! I’ve been waiting for this to be appreciated 

thesnarkiestwonder:

leviathantalia:

eisernedrossel:

Marry: Tony Stark
Live: Mansion
Kids: A bunch of fussy superheroes
Cars: Your own suit
Kink: Old flings
Job: Secret agent

HMMM. 

Marry: Cap
Live: Asgard….
Kids: 42…………….
Cars: Your own super suit
Kink: Roleplay
Job: Army Spokesperson

Marry: Hawkeye
Live: Shield Headquarters 
Kids: …and 8-legged horse.
Cars: The bifrost.
Kink: Bestiality
Job: Horse whisperer.

Am I Loki?

Marry: Loki
Live: Mansion
Kids: A Serpent…
Cars: Latest, Fastest Sportscar
Kink: Bestiality (Whaaaat?)
Job: Horse Whisperer.

Oh God, I give up on my life. I feel like I’m Loki and I just consider myself to be my husband.

lorycannotsupinate:

i’m so sad because i made this picture and i’ve been waiting to use it but the moment’s never come up: